
Shopping in the old days, when you walked to the stores
Okay, let’s go back a few years — something we all like to do now and then. I have been reading about the changes that you will see in going... Read more.

Now you can get rich, the Ernie Coin Way!
Okay, time for all of us to get rich! I am introducing through this newspaper the latest and hottest thing on the market, the “Ernie Coin.” To begin, I will... Read more.

The universe presents many unanswered questions
Is there a God? And life’s many other questions “Well shut my mouth!” A lot of people would like to do that but few have been successful. My wife just... Read more.

No smooth sailing, when cruising down the highway
Get lost, buddy! That is an easy thing to say to any driver in Miami-Dade County now. I have lived here for most of my life, as has my wife,... Read more.

Help, AT&T: Now the robocalls are coming from China
Like most of you, I receive several telephone calls each day offering to improve my credit, help my backache, get me better rates on my credit card, cure diabetes,... Read more.

Visit a local gun show and you will be enlightened
Well it seems that everyone has now written about the Las Vegas massacre. This being one of my favorite subjects, I felt compelled to at least make a statement.... Read more.

So proud, I still receive ‘letters’ from my son
I am proud to say that I still receive letters from my son who is now of AARP age. Because they are so interesting I thought I would display a... Read more.

Show had some hot chicks with lots of talent
I recently received an invitation to attend a show in which I might get to see some hot chicks perform. It took place in North Miami Beach at the Littman... Read more.

Keep your loud ‘boom boom’ out of my room
Of course I love music — coming from a family of musicians and attempting to become one myself — but what in the h— are the kids listening to today?... Read more.

So true: There have been some changes made
For there’s a change in the weather There’s a change in the sea So from now on there’ll be in change in me My walk will be different, my talk... Read more.